Losing My Dignity?

Sometimes, if you're going to be stared at anyway...you might as well give people an added reason to stare. And a smile too. On a side note, it's nice to have local friends that I feel comfortable doing this with. :-)

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Dear Cute Korean Classmate,


I like the way you say "ahhhh" when you are interested in what the teacher explains. I like the way you have very neat handwriting (unlike me). I like that you are quiet but also quietly listen and laugh or smile when I say something funny or silly. I like that you fall asleep at your desk during the break, but are very attentive and studious while class is going on. I like your voice.

I like that you have a similiar mindset about living overseas, and that you want to be here long-term.

We have our obstacles to overcome....such as that we both communicate in what is a second language for us....and that you may think I am a little bit crazy...but our love will overcome. As I have already impressed you with my pronunciation of one Korean word, I am clearly ready to be a Korean wife. And with my high kimchi consumption rate, we clearly have similiar interests.

Please give me the half-Asian children that I so desire. They will be on the non-muscular, skinny side....but with my Western eyes and your Asian genes, they could take the world by storm (think really intelligent supermodels).

Love,
Yue Bai （Your Creepy Stalker Classmate ）